New York City was thrown into chaos this week as supervillain Diarheaman and his sidekick Shitboy wreaked havoc across the city. The two villains, armed with nothing but their uncontrollable bowel movements, left a trail of destruction in their wake.
"It was like something out of a nightmare," said one witness, who wished to remain anonymous. "They were everywhere, just exploding with diarrhea. It was disgusting."
As the city tried to come to grips with the situation, superheroes from all over the world converged on New York to try to stop the villains. Unfortunately, they were no match for the deadly duo.
"I tried to stop them, but they just kept coming," said Iron Man, who was seen fleeing from the scene with a look of utter disgust on his face. "I've never seen anything like it."
The authorities were also powerless to stop the rampage, with the NYPD warning citizens to stay indoors and avoid contact with the villains at all costs.
"We're doing everything we can to bring these criminals to justice," said Police Commissioner James O'Neill. "But right now, we're dealing with a very messy situation."
As the situation continued to escalate, Diarheaman and Shitboy took their rampage to the streets. They targeted iconic landmarks such as the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
"It was like something out of a horror movie," said one witness, who had been visiting New York on vacation. "I just couldn't believe what I was seeing."
Despite their best efforts, authorities were eventually able to corner the villains in Times Square. With the help of several superheroes, they were able to defeat Diarheaman and Shitboy and bring an end to the chaos.
"It's a relief to know that these people are off the streets," said Mayor Bill de Blasio. "I hope this sends a strong message to anyone else thinking of causing trouble in our city."
As the clean-up operation got underway, New Yorkers were left to ponder the events of the past few days. Some praised the bravery of the superheroes who had put their lives on the line to protect the city, while others simply shook their heads in disgust at the actions of Diarheaman and Shitboy.
"I just hope nothing like this ever happens again," said one resident. "I don't think my stomach could take it."
In the end, the events of this week will go down in history as one of the most bizarre and disturbing incidents in the city's history. But for now, New York can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Diarheaman and Shitboy are no more.
