In a shocking revelation, top tech evangelists have confessed that their entire career has been a sham. Despite touting themselves as pioneers of innovation, it seems that their contributions to the tech industry have been nothing more than mediocre.
We spoke to several tech evangelists, who all agreed to speak to us anonymously, in order to shed light on their latest confession. One said, "Honestly, I don't even know what I do all day. I just kind of go from meeting to meeting, throwing around buzzwords and hoping nobody calls me out on it."
Another admitted, "I think I'm just here for the free snacks and swag. I mean, who doesn't love a good branded pen?"
The tech evangelists' admission has come as a shock to many in the industry who have long believed that their ideas and creations were game-changers. It seems that those ideas were really just repackaged versions of existing technology. And those "innovations" they kept touting? Just slight tweaks or minor modifications.
But the tech evangelists are not ready to throw in the towel just yet. They've set their sights on redemption and plan to turn things around. "We've realized that we need to step up our game if we want to stay relevant," said one evangelist. "We're going to start coming up with ideas that are actually new and exciting."
It remains to be seen if the tech evangelists can hold true to their promise. After all, actions speak louder than words. But one thing's for sure - they'll need to do a lot more than just hand out free branded pens if they want to regain the trust of the public.
