Trogdor the Burninator, known for his ability to mow down peasants and destroy thatched-roof cottages with ease, has announced his candidacy for the position of Federal Reserve Chair. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Trogdor laid out his vision for the economy and explained why he's the right dragon for the job.
"I may be a dragon," Trogdor said, "but I understand economics. I've watched humans destroy their own economies for centuries. It's time for someone who knows how to bring the heat to take control."
Trogdor's fiery rhetoric and burning breath have certainly ignited the imagination of some Americans. His campaign slogan, "Let's burn down the deficit!", has already gone viral on social media. But can a dragon really manage the country's monetary policy?
Critics of Trogdor argue that he's not qualified for the position and that his pyromania could lead to disastrous consequences for the American economy. But Trogdor isn't worried about the naysayers.
"I may not have a degree in economics," he said, "but I have something more valuable - fire. With my flames, I can light a fire under this stagnant economy and bring it roaring back to life."
Trogdor went on to explain his economic philosophy, which he calls "Dragononomics". According to Trogdor, the key to a healthy economy is to "burn everything down and start over, like a phoenix rising from the ashes."
While Trogdor's approach may seem extreme, some economists believe there's merit to his ideas.
"We've tried the same old policies for years and look where it's gotten us," said Dr. Mildred Fishbein, a renowned economist and Trogdor supporter. "Maybe what we need is a dragon to shake things up."
Despite his unorthodox campaign, Trogdor has managed to gain a surprising amount of support. His rallies draw large crowds of enthusiastic fans, many of whom dress up in dragon costumes and carry signs that say "Burn, baby, burn!"
It's unclear whether Trogdor will actually be appointed as Federal Reserve Chair, but one thing is for sure - he's already made his mark on the race. Whether you love him or hate him, there's no denying that Trogdor is one of the most interesting characters to ever enter the world of economics.
So, will Trogdor be able to bring some much-needed heat to a sluggish economy? Only time will tell. But one thing is for sure - the Burninator is here to stay.