The Divine Consumption: How Many Communions to Fully Eat our Lord and Saviour?

The ultimate conundrum of religious mathematics. The timeless riddle pondered by many, answered by few. How many times do you have to partake in communion before you’ve fully consumed the body of Christ? Well, readers, we at 'The Wibble' have embarked on a holy quest for the sake of humor and perhaps a smidge of blasphemy, to calculate this precise number.