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The Rust Evangelists: A Tale of Unrelenting Enthusiasm

In the depths of the programming world, a peculiar phenomenon has emerged. A group of developers, fueled by an unyielding passion for the Rust programming language, has taken the concept of enthusiasm to unprecedented heights. These Rust enthusiasts, affectionately referred to as "Rust Evangelists," have dedicated their lives to spreading the gospel of Rust to anyone who will listen.

Their fervor is palpable, as they tirelessly proselytize about the virtues of Rust's memory safety, performance, and concurrency features. They can often be found lurking in the shadows of online forums, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting newcomers and baptize them in the holy waters of Rust. Their mantra, "Rust is the future, and the future is now," is repeated with a zeal that borders on fanaticism.

a group of programmers in a dimly lit room, surrounded by Rust documentation and laptops, with a large Rust logo on the wall, looking like a cult

Their unwavering dedication has led to the creation of a vast array of Rust-themed merchandise, from "Rust is my love language" t-shirts to "I'd rather be coding in Rust" mugs. They have even been known to organize Rust-themed weddings, complete with Rust-colored decorations and a ceremony conducted entirely in Rust code. It's not uncommon to see a Rust Evangelist sporting a "Rust or bust" tattoo, proudly displaying their allegiance to the language.

As their influence continues to grow, so does their mythology. Tales of Rust's miraculous abilities to solve even the most complex problems have become the stuff of legend. They speak of Rust as if it were a magical elixir, capable of curing all that ails the programming world. Their messianic fervor has led some to speculate that they may be secretly plotting to replace all other programming languages with Rust, ushering in a new era of Rust-dominated supremacy.

a programmer sitting at a desk, surrounded by screens displaying Rust code, with a halo of light around their head, looking like a saint

While their enthusiasm may be admirable, it's not without its drawbacks. The Rust Evangelists' unwavering commitment to their cause has led to a phenomenon known as "Rust fatigue." This affliction, characterized by a deep-seated exhaustion and frustration, affects those who have been subjected to an excessive amount of Rust-related proselytizing. Symptoms include a strong desire to avoid any discussion of programming languages, a heightened sense of skepticism towards Rust's claims, and in extreme cases, a complete abandonment of programming altogether.

As the Rust Evangelists continue to spread their message, the programming community is left to wonder: will their zealotry ultimately lead to a Rust-dominated utopia, or will it succumb to the pitfalls of fanaticism? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain – the Rust Evangelists will stop at nothing to ensure that their beloved language is heard, seen, and worshiped by all.