After years of publishing fake news in English, The Wibble has decided to completely switch gears and switch to Ancient Greek as its official language. The move has left many people scratching their heads and wondering why the satirical news platform would make such a move.
According to the editor-in-chief of The Wibble, the decision was made to "challenge our readers and keep things interesting". In addition, the editor-in-chief claims that this will force readers to "brush up on their ancient language skills, something that is sorely lacking in today's society".
To make the transition easier for current readers, The Wibble will be featuring a weekly "Ancient Greek Word of the Week" section starting next month. This will highlight a new Ancient Greek word that readers can incorporate into their daily lives, such as "Gregarious" which in Ancient Greek means "Fond of the company of others".
The move to Ancient Greek has not been without its challenges, however. The writers at The Wibble are frantically learning the language in order to keep up with the change. In fact, one writer was overheard saying, "I didn't sign up for a Classics degree when I applied to write for The Wibble!"
Despite the challenges, The Wibble is optimistic about the change and believes that it will lead to more engaging and intellectually stimulating content. Only time will tell if readers are up to the challenge of reading fake news in Ancient Greek.
