In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble has announced that it will be branching out into the logging industry. That's right, the satirical news website is now getting into the business of chopping down trees and turning them into wood chips.
According to sources close to the matter, The Wibble is purchasing industrial wood chippers and hiring seasoned lumberjacks to help bring their unique brand of humor to the world of logging. While some may be scratching their heads at this unexpected move, others see it as a natural progression for the irreverent news outlet.
"We've always been about pushing boundaries and challenging the status quo," said The Wibble's CEO in a press release. "We're excited to bring our wit and humor to the lumber industry and show the world that logging doesn't have to be so serious all the time."
Of course, not everyone is thrilled about The Wibble's foray into logging. Environmental activists and tree-huggers alike have taken to social media to voice their concerns about the potential impact on forests and wildlife. But The Wibble isn't deterred by the backlash.
"We understand the importance of sustainability and responsible forestry," said the CEO. "That's why we plan to only target trees that are already dead or dying. Plus, we'll be recycling the wood chips for use in various products, so it's a win-win."
Despite the controversy, The Wibble has already begun work on their new logging venture. Sources say that they've even come up with some hilarious new slogans to promote their wood chip products, such as "Our chips are funnier than your average stump" and "We may not be the best loggers, but we're definitely the funniest."
Only time will tell if The Wibble's leap into the logging industry will pay off. But one thing is for sure: the world of lumber will never be the same. So get ready, folks, because The Wibble is bringing the laughs to a forest near you.
