In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble has declared martial law and invested in a brand new set of anti-air guns, straight from the heart of Germany.
While many expected the satirical news website to continue down its path of harmless jokes and witty punchlines, this move has left many in the industry wondering just what The Wibble is up to.
According to anonymous sources within the company, tensions have been running high for quite some time now. As writers and editors clashed over the direction of the website, management decided to take matters into their own hands with this bizarre show of force.
But as is typical in these situations, hilarity ensued in the most absurd ways possible.
One writer, who we'll call Steve, decided to take the opportunity to try and lead a coup against the new martial law regime. Armed with nothing but a stapler and a stapler remover, Steve charged into the boardroom, only to be met with confused stares from the executives.
Another writer, who we'll call Sarah, decided to take a lighter approach. Incorporating the new anti-air guns into her latest article, Sarah wrote a fan-fiction piece about The Wibble staff taking on an alien invasion. The article ended up being a hit with readers, despite its questionable grammar and absurd plot twists.
But perhaps the most ridiculous moment came from our very own editor-in-chief, who made the mistake of trying to use the new anti-air guns to shoot down a passing bird. The bird ended up being nothing more than a plastic bag, which our editor-in-chief promptly tried to pass off as a high-tech piece of flying technology from a rival news website.
Despite the chaos, The Wibble soldiers on, its new regime firmly in place. Will the anti-air guns ever be put to good use? Only time will tell. For now, we can only sit back and watch this ridiculous comedy unfold before our very eyes.
