The Wibble's Latest Safety Measures: Free Gas Masks for All Readers!

It is with great pleasure that we announce The Wibble's latest safety measures - free gas masks for all readers! Recent findings have revealed toxic fumes emanating from our esteemed website, prompting new OSHA regulations requiring us to distribute gas masks to everyone who accesses our content.

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We understand that some of our more skeptical readers may be wondering about the legitimacy of our gas masks. Rest assured, these masks have undergone rigorous testing to ensure they meet the highest safety standards. Our gas masks provide complete respiratory protection, filtering out all harmful contaminants and pollutants.

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