Jun 5, 2023, 7:25 AM
In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that a time-traveling gorilla has failed to assassinate Barack Obama and, in fact, ended up being the catalyst for a political movement that has swept the nation.
The gorilla, named Grog, was sent back in time by an unknown organization with the mission of eliminating the future president before he could come to power. However, upon his arrival in 1975, Grog quickly realized that his mission was not going to be as straightforward as he had anticipated.
After wandering around aimlessly for a few days, Grog stumbled upon a young Barack Obama, who was at the time a community organizer in Chicago. The two quickly struck up a friendship, with Grog fascinated by Obama's intelligence and unflagging optimism.
Instead of carrying out his mission, Grog found himself spending more and more time with Obama, even attending meetings with him and offering his own input on various community issues.
It wasn't long before Grog and Obama became an unstoppable duo, with their partnership inspiring a political movement known as 'Make America Grog Again.' The movement quickly gained a following, thanks in no small part to Grog's magnetism and Obama's eloquence.
As the years went on, 'Make America Grog Again' morphed into a political machine capable of sweeping elections and enacting real change. Grog and Obama remained at the helm, slowly but surely reshaping American politics as we know it.
Today, Grog and Obama- affectionately known as 'Barack Grogbama'- are hailed as heroes and legends in the political world. Their story is a reminder that even the most unlikely of friendships can change the world in unimaginable ways.
This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.