Timmy Declares Rice Pudding the 'Scum of the Earth'

Timmy Declares Rice Pudding the 'Scum of the Earth'

In a bold move that has shocked the culinary world, Timmy, the 10-year-old boy wonder, has declared rice pudding to be the most disgusting food on the planet. His statement has caused turmoil within the pudding community, leaving rice pudding lovers feeling betrayed and hurt.

When asked to elaborate on his declaration, Timmy had this to say, "Rice pudding is the stuff of nightmares. It's rice, it's pudding, why would anyone eat that?" These strong words have left many questioning how such a young boy could hold such a grudge against the beloved dessert.

Rice pudding has been a staple in many households for generations, with its creamy texture and delicious cinnamon flavor. But it seems that Timmy's taste buds have other ideas. Sources close to the family say that he has been scarred by a traumatic experience involving the dessert, leaving him with a lifelong aversion to it.

The pudding community has not taken kindly to Timmy's declaration, with many taking to social media to voice their outrage. "How dare he say such things about rice pudding? It's a classic dessert that has stood the test of time," wrote one user. Another added, "I can't believe we live in a world where a child can just declare a dessert to be disgusting without consequence."

But Timmy remains steadfast in his stance. "I'm sorry to all the rice pudding lovers out there, but I just can't stomach it. It's the scum of the earth as far as I'm concerned." His words may be harsh, but they have certainly made an impact.

In response to the controversy, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has announced that he will be holding a rice pudding cook-off to prove once and for all that the dessert is worth eating. He has invited Timmy to be a guest judge, to see if he can be swayed from his anti-pudding ways.

Only time will tell if Timmy can be convinced to change his mind, but one thing is for sure, rice pudding will never be the same again.