Top 10 PC Games of All Time: Are You Even a Gamer, Bro?

Jun 6, 2023, 12:05 AM

Top 10 PC Games of All Time: Are You Even a Gamer, Bro?

Gaming, the ultimate way to disconnect from the world, and just dive into a world of fun and adventure. It's where we test our skills and measure our progress. Ask any gamer what their favorite PC game is, and you're about to start a never-ending conversation. But we know our way around the digital world, so we decided to do the hard work for you. We've played them all, and we've ranked the top 10 greatest PC games of all time.

10. Doom (1993)

We know what you're going to say - "How dare you put Doom at number 10?" But hear us out. Doom was revolutionary, and it set the foundation for most modern first-person shooters. The graphics might be dated, but the gameplay is still as fierce as it was in 1993. Don't believe us? Go ahead and try it for yourself. Rip and tear until it's done.

9. Portal 2 (2011)

Portal 2 is a masterpiece of puzzle-solving and storytelling. The game's witty humor is as sharp as its puzzles, and the exceptional voice acting gives it a unique charm. If you haven't played it yet, we strongly recommend it. The cake might be a lie, but the fun is real.

8. Age of Empires II (1999)

Age of Empires II is where strategy games reached a new level. The game's perfect balance between building, exploring, and combat is its main strength. The historical campaigns are informative and engaging, and there's nothing more satisfying than commanding an army of knights and watching them crush your enemies. Long live the king.

7. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)

Skyrim is the ultimate RPG experience. The game's vast open-world is filled with endless quests, unique characters, and hidden gems. The freedom to create your own character and the ability to shape the story's outcome makes it an immersive and addictive game that will keep you hooked for hours. Fus Ro Dah!

6. Minecraft (2011)

Minecraft is more than just a game; it's a phenomenon. The game's simple graphics hide a world of endless possibilities. The ability to create and explore anything you want, from a medieval castle to a spaceship, is what makes Minecraft unique. It's a game where your imagination is the only limit. Plus, who doesn't like to punch trees?

5. Half-Life (1998)

Half-Life is the game that defined the first-person shooter genre. The game's intelligent AI, immersive storytelling, and groundbreaking graphics made it a classic. And let's not forget the crowbar, the ultimate weapon of choice. The game might be old, but it's still as thrilling as it was in 1998.

4. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a masterpiece of storytelling and RPG mechanics. The game's open-world is vast and immersive, filled with memorable characters and interesting quests. The game's main story and side quests are equally engaging, and the game's multiple endings give it a high replay value. Plus, who doesn't love Gwent?

3. Grand Theft Auto V (2013)

Grand Theft Auto V is the ultimate sandbox game. The game's vast open-world is filled with endless possibilities, from racing cars to robbing banks. The game's main story and side missions are engaging and entertaining, and the game's multiplayer mode is the cherry on top. The game might be controversial, but there's no denying that it's a masterpiece.

2. World of Warcraft (2004)

World of Warcraft is the game that defined the MMORPG genre. The game's vast open-world is filled with endless quests, dungeons, and raids, making it a never-ending journey. The game's social aspect is what makes it unique, and the game's community is still thriving after almost 20 years. For the Horde!

1. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (2012)

And the winner is... Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. We know what you're thinking - "How dare you put CS:GO as number one?" But hear us out. CS:GO is the ultimate competitive game. The game's balanced gameplay, strategic depth, and high skill ceiling make it a game that takes years to master. The game's community is one of the most passionate and dedicated out there, and the game's esports scene is thriving. If you haven't played it yet, you're missing out.

There you have it - the top 10 greatest PC games of all time. Did your favorite game make the cut? Or are you about to rage-quit this list? Either way, we hope you enjoyed our selection. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some gaming to do.

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