Top Navy SEAL Unleashes Fury on Internet Troll, Proves He Can Kill in Over 700 Ways with Bare Hands During Secret Contact with Spies

In a remarkable show of dominance, John Smith, the top sniper in the US armed forces, is not one to be trifled with. He recently revealed to our correspondent the details of how he unleashed a storm of retribution on an unsuspecting internet troll who insulted him, fearlessly proving that he could kill in over 700 ways with his bare hands.

Smith, during his interview, demonstrated the extensive training and expertise he possesses in unarmed combat. He also had a message for the troll: 'As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA, and your IP is being traced right now. You better prepare for the storm, maggot.' This unveils a terrifying side of Smith's skill set – the ability to locate and track anyone, anywhere with the help of his secret network.

This might seem like a petty internet feud, but Smith clearly shows it's much more than that. He possesses not only the skill set to 'wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth', but also access to 'the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps' that he could unleash 'to its full extent' to wipe out anyone who dares to anger him.

The story of Smith's unholy retribution serves as a cautionary tale for anyone on the internet considering trifling with a top Navy SEAL: 'You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker.' With such a terrifying warning, Smith proves once and for all he is the top predator of the digital age.

Smith's advice to anyone else considering such online bullying: 'You might ask 'Why is he so mad?' Well, because I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, a master of gorilla warfare, and I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. Because you're nothing to me but just another target.' With such a threat hanging in the air, Smith ends the interview, leaving others in awe and hopefully with a warning not to provoke someone with the skills to find you and eliminate you in ways previously unimagined.