In a move that has shocked the internet community, the infamous Tourettes Guy has gained control over the DNS root servers and introduced a brand new top-level domain (TLD). And the name of this new TLD? Bob Saget.
Yes, that's right. The man who made a career out of being foul-mouthed and uncontrollable has secured control over the very backbone of the internet. And his first order of business? To create a whole new domain for people to register their websites under.
As you might expect, website owners are now frantically trying to secure their own .BobSaget domains. After all, who wouldn't want to be associated with the name of one of the great comedic minds of our time? It's a true honor.
Of course, there are some who are skeptical of Tourettes Guy's new position of power. After all, this is a man who is known for his outbursts and unpredictability. Is it really wise to entrust the internet to someone like that?
But those naysayers are missing the point. With his finger on the pulse of the online world, Tourettes Guy is the perfect person to usher in a new era of internet innovation. Who knows what new technologies and ideas he might introduce? The possibilities are endless.
And as for the name of the new domain - well, we couldn't think of a more worthy recipient than Bob Saget. After all, the man behind Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos is a true legend of comedy. And with his name now immortalized in the realm of the internet, his legacy is sure to live on for generations to come.
So let's all raise a glass to Tourettes Guy, the new king of the internet. May he rule with a steady hand and a sharp tongue, and may the .BobSaget domain be a beacon of hope for all those seeking to make their mark in the online world.
