Former political rivals Donald Trump and Joe Biden have found common ground in their love for a new trend taking the beer world by storm: uranium beer. This toxic concoction is said to not only taste great but also have numerous health benefits.
In a recent joint press conference, Trump and Biden appeared side by side holding bottles of the radioactive suds, extolling the virtues of their newfound passion.
"I have to tell you, folks, this is tremendous. The best beer out there, believe me," Trump declared, taking a swig from his bottle. "And the radioactivity, it's really fantastic. It's like a nuke in your gut. Tremendous, believe me."
Biden nodded approvingly. "I can vouch for that. The other day, I had a Uranium IPA and it was like a party in my stomach. And the best part is, no hangover!"
The two politicians went on to explain the various benefits of consuming uranium, including enhanced energy levels, improved cognitive function, and a boosted immune system.
But not everyone is so convinced.
Critics have raised concerns about the safety of drinking uranium-laced beer, pointing out that it's a radioactive substance known to cause cancer and serious health problems.
When confronted with these concerns, Trump waved them off. "Look, nobody knows more about radiation than me. Nobody. And let me tell you, there's nothing to worry about. People have been drinking uranium for centuries, it's perfectly safe."
Biden chimed in, "And let's not forget, folks, the health benefits outweigh any potential risks. We're talking about a drink that could revolutionize the beer industry and improve people's lives."
As news of their newfound passion spreads, breweries across the country are scrambling to get in on the uranium beer trend. Some have even started experimenting with other radioactive ingredients like plutonium and thorium.
But for now, Trump and Biden are content to enjoy their newfound bond over a cold bottle of uranium beer. And while critics may scoff, the two politicians remain steadfast in their belief that they've discovered the next big thing in health and wellness.
