In a press conference that left the world scratching its collective head, former President Donald Trump announced a groundbreaking proposal: a potential deal with China that could see the Asian giant become the 51st state of the United States. According to Trump, this unprecedented move would usher in a new "Golden Age" for both nations.
"China is a great country, tremendous people, and I think they want to be part of the United States," Trump declared, his hair perfectly coiffed in the breeze. "If we don't make a deal, we'll set it. But I think they will want to join us. We're doing great things, folks. Great things."
The proposal, which has yet to be officially acknowledged by Chinese officials, suggests that China could become a state much like California or Texas, but with a few minor adjustments. For instance, the Great Wall would be repurposed as a giant tourist attraction, complete with roller coasters and a Trump-branded hotel at each end.
Critics have been quick to point out the logistical challenges of such a merger, including the minor detail of China's 1.4 billion population. However, Trump remains unfazed. "We have plenty of room," he assured. "Have you seen Montana? It's huge. Tremendous space."
In response to concerns about cultural integration, Trump proposed a series of "Americanization" classes, which would include lessons on baseball, apple pie, and the correct pronunciation of "y'all."
While the world waits with bated breath to see if this deal will come to fruition, one thing is certain: the idea of China as the 51st state has certainly captured the imagination of many. Whether it's a stroke of genius or a flight of fancy, only time will tell. But for now, the prospect of a "Golden Age" is as tantalizing as it is bewildering.