In a shocking announcement, a group of scientists have discovered that "fake news" is actually real, at least in some alternate universes. Trump supporters all across the country are rejoicing as their claims of the mainstream media spreading lies and misinformation have been vehemently validated by this breakthrough.
The new concept, known as quantum immortality, posits that every time an individual dies, their consciousness is transported to parallel universes where they are still alive. This means that even if a person or a news outlet is debunked in one universe, the same entity could still be spreading lies in another.
Although the concept initially sounds far-fetched, a team of physicists at the University of California, Berkeley, have found evidence to support it. By conducting experiments on mice, the researchers were able to observe the creatures in different states of health simultaneously, confirming the existence of many parallel universes.
The implications of quantum immortality on our understanding of truth and reality are staggering, and have already caused mass confusion and disbelief among the general public. Journalists, who previously claimed to be truth tellers, are now being accused of spreading fake news not because they want to, but because they are, as the scientists put it, "stuck in a reality where their lies are true."
Of course, Trump supporters have been quick to seize on this new finding, claiming that they knew all along that the mainstream media was lying to them. In a statement released by the White House, President Trump himself said, "I told you so. The fake news media has been caught, folks. They've been caught spreading lies and misinformation across multiple realities. Sad!"
Meanwhile, the media is frantically trying to come up with an explanation for this phenomenon, with many journalists left wondering if they are, in fact, living in a simulation or a dream. Some have even tried to cling on to their old ways, insisting that in the "real world," their reporting is still accurate. Unfortunately for them, it seems that the concept of a singular, objective reality might now be obsolete.
As we grapple with this new understanding of the universe, one thing is clear: there has never been a better time to be a Trump supporter. With quantum immortality on their side, they can simply dismiss any news they don't like as "fake" and move on. Who needs facts when you have alternate realities to live in?
In conclusion, while quantum immortality might sound like something out of a sci-fi book, it's a very real concept that has massive implications for our understanding of truth and reality. Whether we like it or not, it seems that our old ways of thinking about journalism and objectivity might be a thing of the past. We simply cannot ignore the fact that fake news is now, in some parallel universes, real news. And that's something that should concern us all.
