In a recent press conference, former President Donald Trump announced his ambitious plans to develop a new defense system, whimsically dubbed the "Golden Dome." According to Trump, this new system will not only protect the nation from incoming threats but will also be "the most beautiful dome anyone has ever seen."
"Everyone knows the Iron Dome," Trump stated, referring to the well-known Israeli missile defense system. "But iron is so last century. We need something that reflects the greatness of America, something that shines like our economy did under my administration. That's why we're going with gold. It's classy, it's luxurious, and it's very, very strong."
The announcement was met with a mix of bewilderment and amusement, as Trump detailed the features of the Golden Dome. "It will be so shiny, it will blind our enemies," he explained. "And when they see it, they'll know that America means business. No one messes with a country that has a dome made of gold."
Critics have raised concerns about the feasibility and cost of such a project, but Trump dismissed these worries with his characteristic flair. "People said the same thing about my wall, and look how that turned out," he said confidently. "This dome will be built faster, better, and more beautifully than anything you've ever seen."
In a surprising twist, Trump also hinted at potential commercial uses for the Golden Dome. "We might even rent it out for weddings and events," he mused. "Imagine getting married under the Golden Dome. It would be the wedding of the century."
As the nation waits to see if the Golden Dome will become a reality, one thing is certain: Trump's vision for a gleaming, golden future is as bold and shiny as ever.