Reports are flooding in from all over the country of an unusual phenomenon happening in buffets - a surge in attendance from a peculiar group of people, Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs).
Once a hidden subculture, individuals who identify as ABDLs are now swarming buffets, with some locations reporting a 200% increase in attendance since the start of the year. So, what has caused this sudden influx of ABDLs into society? Our team at The Wibble has investigated, and the results may shock you.
According to our sources, ABDLs describe themselves as individuals who enjoy regressing to a state of infancy or early childhood. This regression is often associated with wearing adult diapers, pacifiers, and other baby accessories, as well as being cared for by a "nurturer."
Research indicates that the rise in ABDLs in buffets can be attributed to the safe environment that these establishments provide to individuals who might otherwise be stigmatized in public. The communal atmosphere, coupled with the anonymity that buffets afford, has led to a gathering place for ABDLs to indulge in their preferred lifestyle.
A recent statement from a spokesperson at a national chain of buffets confirms this: "We welcome all guests at our establishment, regardless of their age or background. Our mission is to provide a welcoming and inclusive environment for all our patrons."
While some may find this trend disturbing, our investigative team reached out to an ABDL for clarification on the matter. "We're not harming anyone by living our truth," said the anonymous respondent. "We should have the same rights as anyone else to express ourselves in public without fear of judgment."
Regardless of the opinions on ABDLs, one thing is clear - buffets are seeing a significant increase in attendance, with some speculating that ABDLs could be the factor that saves the struggling industry.
Only time will tell if this trend will continue or dissipate, but for now, it seems that buffets are serving up more than just mashed potatoes and gravy.
