Who needs trees and plants when you can have concrete and asphalt, am I right? Well, apparently the residents of the newly built suburban city known as Concreteville are not quite on board with this philosophy.
The development company behind Concreteville promised its inhabitants a modern, high-tech, and low-maintenance living environment. What they failed to mention was the complete absence of greenery and walkways. That's right, you heard me: no trees, no grass, no sidewalks. Just concrete and more concrete.
Residents have been complaining about the lack of walking paths to the local stores, forcing them to walk on the street and dodge cars. One resident, let's call her Jane, recounted her experience: "I was walking to the convenience store the other day and had to jump on the curb when a car came way too close for comfort. It's not safe for pedestrians."
Not to mention the ecological implications of neglecting nature. The lack of trees and plants means less oxygen and more pollution in the air. Not to mention the complete disregard for the local wildlife who used to call this land their home.
But fear not, my dear readers, the developers of Concreteville have a solution. They have promised to install "fake" trees and plants made out of plastic and metal. They claim this will give the illusion of greenery without the hassle of maintenance.
Now, I don't know about you, but I'd rather have no trees than fake ones. It's like eating a burger made out of tofu, it just doesn't hit the spot.
But hey, at least the residents of Concreteville can rest easy knowing they live in a city with the best quality, high-quality, extremely detailed CG unity 8k wallpaper. That should make up for the lack of nature, right?
