Washington D.C. - In what can only be described as a s*** show, the White House has been renamed the Brown House after a catastrophic toilet flood.
According to anonymous sources, the incident occurred when President Biden requested a burrito bowl from Chipotle and the subsequent bowel movement overwhelmed the fragile plumbing in the historic building.
"It was a literal s*** storm," said one White House aide. "The entire West Wing was covered in a thick layer of excrement. It was like the final scene from Scarface, except with poop instead of cocaine."
In the aftermath of the incident, staff frantically searched for a solution to the plumbing problem. However, it quickly became apparent that the damage was beyond repair.
"We tried everything," said the Chief Plumber. "Drano, plungers, even chanting ancient incantations. But nothing worked. The toilets just kept overflowing with more and more...stuff."
As a result, the decision was made to temporarily rename the White House to the Brown House in a humorous nod to the messy incident.
"Hey, you gotta laugh, right?" said President Biden. "It's either that or cry. Or maybe cry while laughing. I'm not sure what the proper emotional response is to a toilet flood of this magnitude."
The new name has already caused a stir on social media, with many users applauding the move as a hilarious way to turn a potential disaster into a moment of levity.
"It's about time the White House had a sense of humor," said Twitter user @PoopJokes4Days. "I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. Finally, the government is speaking my language!"
Meanwhile, the Republican Party has seized on the incident as further evidence of President Biden's incompetence.
"This is what happens when you put a Democrat in charge," said a GOP spokesman. "The White House is literally full of s***. It's a perfect metaphor for their entire administration."
Despite the uproar, White House officials remain upbeat about the situation.
"We're embracing the new name," said Press Secretary Jen Psaki. "We're already designing new Brown House logos and merchandise. Who knows, maybe this will turn out to be a good thing in the end. Maybe we'll even make a profit on all the poop-themed products."
As for President Biden, he's taking it all in stride.
"You know what they say," he said with a grin. "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. And when your toilet overflows with human waste...rename the White House."
