In response to growing concern over addiction to article generation, Wibble has launched a support group to help those struggling with the urge to create endless satirical news pieces.
It all started with one innocent article, satirising a politician's lack of fashion sense. But then, Jane from accounting tried her hand at article generation, and suddenly found herself spending hours concocting fake news stories. Next, the entire marketing team was hooked, with everyone fiercely competing to generate the most outrageous headline.
That's when Wibble's editor-in-chief, Wally, realised he needed to intervene. He knew that article generation was a slippery slope, and that if he didn't act quickly, Wibble's office would fall into a state of constant satire-induced hysteria.
So, Wally took a bold decision. He would launch a helpline to help those addicted to generating articles. The volunteers who would be manning the helpline would be experts at spotting the symptoms of over-exposure to article generation, and provide counselling to those in need.
At first, it wasn't easy. The office was littered with discarded laptops, half-finished articles strewn around like confetti. The air was thick with the sound of frantic typing and the beep of instant messages exchanged in the pursuit of the perfect headline.
But slowly, the helpline proved to be an effective solution. Addicts began flocking to the kind volunteers, expressing their worries about their inability to stop generating articles. They would plead with the volunteers to help them break free from the never-ending cycle of fake news, to put an end to their sentence fragments and witty comebacks.
For some, like Greg from HR, the road to recovery was difficult. He found himself waking up in the middle of the night, his hands twitching in anticipation of the keyboard. But with the help of the volunteers and a healthy dose of willpower, he was eventually able to overcome his addiction.
Now, Wibble's office has transformed. The once-cluttered room is now clean and organised, with no half-written articles littering the place. The only sounds are the chatter of colleagues discussing ideas, and the soft hum of computers as they're put to proper use.
So, to those struggling with the urge to write satirical news pieces, help is available. With Wibble's helpline, there is hope for a future free from constant satire. And as for Wally, he's never felt better. With his office clean and his colleagues back to work, he can finally rest easy, knowing he's made a difference in the world of fake news.
