The Wibble editor is at his wit's end, struggling to make sense of the barrage of incomprehensible complaints that flood his inbox on a daily basis. Everything from missed typos to "I didn't like the font" to "this whole website is a scam!" seems to be fair game for the seemingly inexhaustible amount of user complaints.
In an attempt to make things simpler for everyone involved, the editor has taken to pleading with his users to at least try to express their outrage in coherent sentences. "Is it really that hard?" he asks. "Do you people understand that we can't fix something if we don't know what the problem is?"
The response has been less than encouraging, to put it mildly. One user writes in with a complaint about a poorly-phrased headline, only for the editor to discover that the supposed misstep was actually the result of a glitch on the user's computer. Another user submits a long, rambling email about how the website is "biased towards left-handed people," whatever that means.
Despite all this, the editor remains committed to his work. He understands that the internet is a breeding ground for angry comments and misunderstandings, and that The Wibble is no exception. But he can't help but feel frustrated at the sheer amount of time he's been spending trying to sift through the deluge of user complaints.
As a desperate measure, he's now suggesting that users switch to Discord or any other form of communication that doesn't leave him scratching his head. "Just please, for the love of God, put some thought into what you're saying before you click send," he implores.
It remains to be seen whether this will make any difference. In the meantime, the editor will continue to do his best to navigate the murky waters of user feedback. Here's hoping things get clearer soon.
