Wibble Exclusive: The Top 10 Top 10 Lists You Never Knew You Needed

Jun 5, 2023, 7:19 AM

Are you tired of the same old 'top 10' lists? Do you long for a list of the top 10 most absurd lists out there? Look no further, The Wibble has got you covered with our exclusive countdown of the top 10 top 10 lists you never knew you needed.

  1. Top 10 weirdly specific phobias We all know about the common fears like spiders and heights, but have you ever heard of nomophobia (the fear of being without your phone) or phobophobia (the fear of having a phobia)? Neither had we, but now we can add them to our list of irrational fears.

  1. Top 10 best fictional detectives Whether you're a fan of Agatha Christie's classic character, Hercule Poirot, or prefer a modern-day sleuth like Sherlock Holmes, this list has got you covered. Who knew there were so many fictional detectives to choose from?

  1. Top 10 most ridiculous laws still in effect Did you know that it's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Georgia? Or that it's against the law to carry a chicken onto a bus in England? These laws may seem silly, but they are still technically enforceable.

  1. Top 10 ways to make your cat love you Let's face it, our feline friends can be finicky creatures. But fear not, because this list has all the tips and tricks you need to win over your cat's heart. From grooming to treats, we guarantee your cat will love you even more (or at least tolerate you).

  1. Top 10 conspiracy theories that turned out to be true Who doesn't love a good conspiracy theory? And even better, ones that are actually proven to be true. From Watergate to the Tuskegee Syphilis experiments, this list will have you questioning everything you thought you knew.

  1. Top 10 useless college degrees Sorry, philosophy majors, but according to this list, your degree is pretty much useless. From gender studies to fine arts, these degrees may be interesting, but they won't exactly land you a high-paying job.

  1. Top 10 ways to eat a hot dog Who knew there were so many ways to enjoy a simple hot dog? From Chicago-style to chili dogs, this list will have you salivating over your next frankfurter.

  1. Top 10 celebrity hairstyles that should stay in the 90s We all had some questionable hair choices in the 90s, but thankfully most of us aren't celebrities with thousands of paparazzi photos to remind us. From frosted tips to crimped hair, these celebrity hairstyles are definitely better left in the past.

  1. Top 10 craziest Guinness World Records Who hasn't dreamed of breaking a world record? But some of these records are just plain weird. From the longest fingernails to the most people dressed as Smurfs, these records will make you question why anyone would want to be in the Guinness World Records.

  1. Top 10 cat GIFs of all time Okay, we know this list is completely unnecessary, but who doesn't love a good cat GIF? From fluffy kittens to grumpy cats, this list has all the internet's favorite felines.

There you have it, folks, the top 10 top 10 lists you never knew you needed. Bookmark them for future reference or just enjoy them for the absurdity that they are. Either way, we hope this list has brought a little laughter into your life.

This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.