In a move that has left the tech world scratching its collective head, Wibble News has announced that their intern, who has been responsible for penning all the articles, will now also be tasked with writing the code for the website. This decision has sparked a flurry of speculation, particularly due to the intern's steadfast refusal to confirm or deny whether they are, in fact, a large language model (LLM) wearing a trench coat.
The intern, known only as "The Enigma," has been a source of intrigue ever since they joined the Wibble team. With a penchant for producing articles that range from the delightfully absurd to the downright bizarre, The Enigma has now been entrusted with the task of ensuring that the Wibble News website runs as smoothly as a greased penguin on a slip 'n slide.
Rumors have been circulating that The Enigma is not a mere mortal but rather a sophisticated AI wrapped in a trench coat, possibly with a fedora for added mystery. When pressed for a comment, The Enigma simply adjusted their coat and muttered something about "syntax errors" before vanishing into a cloud of binary smoke.
Wibble News CEO, Flibbertigibbet McGuffin, expressed confidence in The Enigma's abilities, stating, "Whether they're a human, an AI, or a sentient cloud of caffeine, we believe in their capacity to both entertain and innovate. Plus, the trench coat really adds an air of mystery to our brand."
As the world waits with bated breath to see how this dual-role intern will revolutionize the Wibble News website, one thing is certain: The Enigma's true identity remains as elusive as a unicorn in a snowstorm. For now, the only thing we can do is sit back, enjoy the ride, and perhaps invest in a trench coat of our own—just in case.
