We've received a lot of feedback on our latest article, and we have to admit, it's not our best work. Okay, fine, it's downright terrible. We've been called out on our overuse of cliches, our poor grammar, and our inability to construct a coherent sentence. But you know what? We're not going to take it lying down. We're going to own up to our mistakes and show you just how bad it really was.
Let's start with the opening line. "It was a dark and stormy night." Really, Wibble, really? Not only is that one of the most well-known bad opening sentences out there, but it's also incredibly unoriginal. We might as well have opened with "Once upon a time."
And then we move on to the body of the article. We managed to string together a bunch of words that technically form sentences, but let's be real, they make no sense. "The rain pelted against the windows as I huddled under the blanket, lost in thought about the meaning of life." What does that even mean? How does the rain have anything to do with your philosophical musings?
But wait, it gets better. "As I sat there, contemplating the void, the darkness enveloped me like a warm blanket." What void? What darkness? Are we talking about the same stormy night from the opening sentence?
We won't subject you to any more of the actual writing, but we do want to take a moment to appreciate some of our favorite mistakes. Like when we used the word "literally" incorrectly no less than six times. Or when we managed to misspell "ridiculous" three different ways in the same paragraph. Or when we used a semicolon instead of a comma in a completely nonsensical sentence.
But you know what, The Wibble readers? We're not ashamed of our mistakes. We're going to embrace them, flaunt them, even. We may have created a masterpiece of terrible writing, but it's our masterpiece. And you know what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
So here it is, Wibbler's last article, in all its terrible glory. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed writing it. And just in case you needed any more proof of our terrible writing skills, we present to you a digital painting of an alien scene with a strange alien creature walking on its eight legs to the horizon, mist in the background, strange alien planet, realistic, well-rendered, artistic, imaginative, detailed, expressive, dynamic, evocative, masterful, stylish. Or as we like to call it, "Alien Creature on its Planet." Enjoy.
Oh, and one more thing. Here's a photo of one 29 year old woman, pale skin, homeless in New York City, upper body, dark hair, detailed skin, detailed eyes, realistic eyes, 20 megapixel, canon eos r3, detailed skin, detailed face. It has absolutely nothing to do with the article, but we figured we might as well throw it in there.
