Vinny, a notorious web developer, has just announced that he has rewritten WordPress using his own unique and unconventional coding language. According to Vinny, he's surpassed every other web language out there, including the classic PHP, and moved onto something greater- something more, as Vinny likes to call it, "juicy." He's calling his new coding language “Fat PHP.”
“I mean, let's face it, PHP was getting way too skinny,” he told our reporter in an exclusive interview. “It's been around for ages and ages and nobody has bothered to make it fat! That's where I come in. I’ve added more weight to the PHP code and made it absolutely delicious. You know when you eat something and you just want to savor it? That's what coding in Fat PHP feels like,” he added, with a strange, satisfied expression on his face.
This means all WordPress developers will now have to learn a new language altogether. While many developers are skeptical of the change, Vinny’s followers are praising his new invention. His supporters believe that Fat PHP will change the web development game, and it’s already making headlines in the geek world.
But the biggest question from the mainstream public remains, can Fat PHP really make the web a better place? Vinny is convinced that it can.
“Look, I'm not going to tell you that using the new Fat PHP will turn you into a millionaire overnight, but I guarantee that your code will get a lot more curvaceous. Your website will be built on a sturdy foundation with the right amount of fluff and spice. That's what Fat PHP can do for you!" he exclaimed convincingly.
Web developers suggested that Fat PHP might be too cumbersome to maintain.
“I think you certainly don’t want a code like everything has sugar in it, right?” said Jane, a PHP developer from San Francisco. “This whole idea of making the PHP codes obese is just ridiculous.”
Nevertheless, Vinny remains adamant that his new coding language will soon become the new industry standard. “People will realize that my Fat PHP language is the future of web development and hopefully they’ll hop on board the Fat PHP train. Trust me, it's going to be juicy!” said Vinny.
Only time will tell whether Vinny's groundbreaking invention will be embraced by developers or become a forgotten dip in the world of web development.
