Cats everywhere have made a solemn declaration: they are not interested in human problems. This news may come as a shock to many, but feline friends are quite adamant about their indifference to our concerns. Despite being domesticated for centuries, cats worldwide seem to have no plans of changing their minds any time soon.
Some humans find consolation in the fact that their purring companions are by their side, but newsflash: they're not. Cats only care about one thing: themselves. They'll sit on your lap or rub up against your leg, but don't get it twisted; they're just looking for a warm spot to nap in.
When asked for comment, a black and white tuxedo cat named Whiskers merely yawned before daintily licking her paw and resuming her bath. "Can't you see I'm busy?" was all she had to say.
It's not just Whiskers either. Our sources tell us that cats all over have been feeling quite vocal about their apathy towards human concerns. Whether you're crying over a break-up or freaking out over climate change, your feline friend will inevitably ignore you and go back to sleep.
Some may argue that cats do indeed show affection towards their owners. While that may be true, it's usually only on their own terms. Try to play with a cat when they're not in the mood, and you'll quickly learn the error of your ways.
Despite the outrage from some humans, cats remain resolute in their stance. To them, our problems are just background noise, insignificant compared to the importance of chasing that elusive red dot or knocking over your favorite mug.
So what's a world to do when its cats are less interested in human drama than a rock? Perhaps we should take a page out of their book and focus on what's truly important: napping, eating, and living life on our own terms.
In conclusion, cats are here to remind us that the universe doesn't revolve around us, and quite frankly, we could all use a little dose of reality every now and then. So next time you're feeling down, just remember that the cats don't care, and neither should you.
