Scientists around the world are scratching their heads after the completion of the world's smallest building. The construction, which measures negative in size, was accomplished in a mere five minutes, leaving experts baffled at how such a feat could be possible.
"The laws of physics clearly state that a building cannot have negative dimensions," commented Dr. Albert Einstein, a theoretical physicist. "This discovery challenges everything we thought we knew about the universe. I may have to rethink some of my theories."
The construction of the building was carried out by a team of engineers who wished to remain anonymous. According to sources, the engineers used a method that involves compressing matter into an ultra-dense state, resulting in negative size.
Despite its small size, the building features all the necessary amenities, including a kitchen, living room, and bedroom. "It's like a tiny house, but even tinier," said one engineer, who wished to remain anonymous.
The building's interior designer, who also wished to remain anonymous, said, "Designing the interior of such a small space was a challenge, but we managed to fit everything in without sacrificing comfort or style."
The building has yet to find a tenant, but property developers are already lining up to bid on what is being touted as the world's most exclusive property. "This building is perfect for someone who wants to downsize or needs a compact space without compromising on features," said a spokesperson for the developers.
The negative-sized building has sparked a new trend in the construction industry, with experts already speculating about the possibility of negative-sized skyscrapers and even negative-sized cities. "The possibilities are endless," said one engineer. "It's like we're living in a science fiction world."
Despite the excitement and speculation, some experts are warning against the dangers of playing with negative dimensions without fully understanding the consequences. "This kind of tinkering with the fundamental laws of the universe has the potential to be catastrophic," warned Dr. Stephen Hawking. "We must proceed with caution."
For now, the world's smallest building remains a marvel of engineering and a testament to human ingenuity. Who knows what the future holds for negative-sized structures and what possibilities they may unlock?
