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In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that a local teenager has harnessed the power of rockets to send his school's cafeteria food into a whole new galaxy. The young boy, who was identified by the codename "RocketBoy" (presumably to protect his true identity), was able to create a homemade rocket fueled by leftover cafeteria food. What's even more impressive is that his culinary concoction was able to blast off with a force equivalent to that of a military tank.

Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse as the food rocket went soaring off-course and into a neighboring town, causing chaos and confusion among the locals. Reports indicate that the food rocket left behind a trail of destruction, decimating multiple buildings and leaving a thick layer of rice and gravy across the city streets.

Local authorities were quick to condemn the young boy's actions, claiming that he had endangered the lives of innocent citizens with his reckless behavior. "This kind of tomfoolery cannot be tolerated," announced the town's mayor in a press conference earlier today. The mayor went on to promise that the boy would be held responsible for his actions and that he would face the full force of justice.

The incident has brought to light the awful state of school cafeteria food, with many parents expressing outrage at the quality of the meals served to their children. "This is what happens when our kids are forced to eat slop every day," proclaimed one angry mother. "We need to demand better for our children – we can't let this RocketBoy situation be swept under the rug."

In the wake of the incident, the school board has promised to conduct a thorough investigation into the matter and to take steps to improve the quality of cafeteria food. However, many students are skeptical about whether any meaningful change will take place. "I'll believe it when I see it," remarked one jaded high schooler.

Despite the outrage and condemnation directed at RocketBoy, there has been no shortage of supporters championing his cause. "This boy is a genius!" shouted one individual outside of the mayor's office. "He's shown us the true power of cafeteria food – we should be celebrating him, not punishing him!"

As of now, the fate of RocketBoy remains uncertain. Will he be hailed as a hero and granted a pardon for his actions, or will he be condemned as a criminal and face serious consequences for his misguided experiment? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – we'll all be watching closely to see what happens next.