At press time: Britain googles “How long does lasagna keep?”

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    "prompt": " Photo-style image of a kitchen table with a smartphone showing a search query “how long does lasagna keep in fridge since Thursday” (no visible brand UI, keep generic). In the background: a slightly ominous plastic container of leftovers with a sticky note “THU?” and a person’s hand hovering uncertainly with a fork. Mood: comic anxiety; include a faint sense of “proceed with dignity” clearly not happening."
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