April Fools’ Day delayed to August 1st

April Fools’ Day delayed to August 1st
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a bland office noticeboard with an official-looking memo pinned up: “April Fools’ Day Rescheduled to August 1 (Technical Difficulties).” Nearby: a “Prank Server Status” printout with a red “OVER CAPACITY” bar, an empty “Got Your Nose” supply box, and a potted plant positioned as if someone recently tried to shake its “hand.” Composition should feel deadpan, like real workplace admin satire.  "
  }
}

Used in "Experts Confirm Reality Has Entered Its “Patch Notes” Era, Promptly Nerfing April and Buffing Femboys"