Pizza declared a “foundational pillar of modern life”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo/illustration of a tongue-in-cheek civic monument in a town square: a towering marble-and-bronze slice of pepperoni pizza on a pedestal like a national statue. People mill around as if it’s an important landmark—commuters, tired parents, and a person in a hoodie with a visible mysterious grease stain. Include civic cues (street signs, crosswalk, a small “Public Works” truck in background). Overcast “serious news” lighting, but the subject is absurdly reverent."
  }
}