Scrolls calibrated to be uncomfortable: itchy papyrus and the abrupt warning

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Close-up illustration of hands holding a papyrus scroll with visibly rough fibers; the reader’s fingers are slightly reddened as if irritated. The bottom of the scroll has a big stamped message in bold capitals: “YOU HAVE READ ENOUGH. PLEASE RETURN TO BEING CONTENT.” Add a tiny official seal from the Ministry of Public Merriment. Neutral background to keep focus on the punchline text.  "
  }
}