Pop-up press release that vanishes before anyone can read it

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Graphic-style illustration of a smartphone or laptop screen with a notification bubble that says “Press Release: We’re Absolutely Across It” and then a second bubble mid-fade reading “This notification has disappeared.” The cursor hovers helplessly. Background shows a cluttered desktop with too many planner apps and reminders; tone: modern, infuriatingly funny."
  }
}