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Gary laminating the COMA CERTIFICATE

Close-up photo/illustration of a person (Gary, 30s) at a cluttered kitchen table running a home laminator. In the laminator’s mouth is a document titled “COMA CERTIFICATE” in overly official font with absurd seals/stamps. On the table: scissors, laminating pouches, a label maker, and a stack of similarly over-produced prank documents. Gary’s expression: focused craftsmanship, like an artisan.