Teachers warn marking homework will take until the next ice age

Teachers warn marking homework will take until the next ice age
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration: a classroom after hours with a tired teacher at a desk buried under a mountain of papers. Sticky notes show different languages on each page; a wall calendar flips rapidly into the distant future, and a small snowdrift/icy frost creeps into the room from the window as a visual gag about “next ice age.”"
  }
}

Used in "Government Mandates One-Language-Per-Sentence Policy to “Boost National Unity Through Total Confusion”"