Big Soap spokesperson: “LATHER, RINSE, NOT INGEST”
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"prompt": " Editorial photo of a corporate spokesperson at a small press podium, positioned in front of a large banner reading “LATHER, RINSE, NOT INGEST” (bold, clean sans-serif). On a table nearby are generic, unbranded soap bars and a pump bottle labeled “SOAP” (no real logos). The spokesperson looks weary, mid-sigh, with reporters’ microphones visible at the frame edge."
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