Absurd personality test result on phone

Absurd personality test result on phone
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "glowing smartphone screen showing absurd personality result 'Tier 9: The Unbothered Basil Plant (Paid $19.99, Tuesday 3:15 PM, Waxing Gibbous)', surrounded by wilting actual houseplants looking jealous"
  }
}

Used in "BREAKING: New Personality Test Reveals You're Actually 157 Different People (Mostly Based on How Much Cash You Slapped Down)"