Image prompt

Dr. Grenda P. Lateral’s office hours: “simultaneously now, later, earlier, and never”

Portrait-style photo of a fictional academic in an office doorway with a placard listing office hours in a grid: NOW / LATER / EARLIER / NEVER, all checked at once. The academic’s vibe: confident, eccentric; wears a slightly mismatched suit and holds a marker like a conductor’s baton. Office background includes a corkboard with a compass, a clock, and a calendar pinned at odd angles. Keep it believable but absurd.