Paperclip calibration technician at work

Paperclip calibration technician at work
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  "input": {
    "prompt": "A stern man in a lab coat measuring the bend angle of a single paperclip with calipers while surrounded by 50 identical staplers on a beige government-issue desk, fluorescent lighting"
  }
}

Used in "National Stapler Calibration Day Declared After Citizen's "Excessively Precise" Paperclip Count"