“Director of Unnecessary Darkness” office portrait

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Stylized illustration (or posed photo) of an office door plaque reading “DIRECTOR OF UNNECESSARY DARKNESS” in tasteful serif type. The corridor is overly shadowed, like a noir film, with a tiny “Gift Shop” arrow sign humorously pointing the wrong way. Include subtle details: a small rack of souvenir postcards titled “Regret,” and a fire exit sign that is flickering. Composition: centered door, dramatic perspective lines, oppressive but funny."
  }
}