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“Director of Unnecessary Darkness” office portrait

Stylized illustration (or posed photo) of an office door plaque reading “DIRECTOR OF UNNECESSARY DARKNESS” in tasteful serif type. The corridor is overly shadowed, like a noir film, with a tiny “Gift Shop” arrow sign humorously pointing the wrong way. Include subtle details: a small rack of souvenir postcards titled “Regret,” and a fire exit sign that is flickering. Composition: centered door, dramatic perspective lines, oppressive but funny.