Minister unveils “Age Assurance” law beside a podium-sized toddler infographic

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration in satirical editorial-cartoon style. Interior government press room with UK-style lectern and microphones. The Minister for Online Fortitude (gender-neutral, mid-40s, suit, serious expression) speaks while gesturing to an absurdly large foam-board infographic attached to the podium: a sad cartoon toddler clutching a smartphone with big teary eyes and warning icons. Background: muted flags, civil-service signage, and a headline-style banner reading “ONLINE AGE INTEGRITY AND VIBES ACT (OAIVA)”. Emphasize the contradiction: “Not ID verification” text in small print while the visual screams “ID check”."
  }
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