Semicolon spy in newsroom

Semicolon spy in newsroom
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "Angry semicolon wearing a tiny trench coat and fedora lurking behind a stack of newspapers titled 'IS THIS REAL LIFE?', dramatic noir lighting, 1940s newsroom"
  }
}

Used in "Is Betteridge's Law of Headlines Secretly a Lie Told by Sentient Semicolons?"