Scientists measure “Black Cat Energy”

Scientists measure “Black Cat Energy”
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    "prompt": " Illustration (clean pseudo-science infographic style) of a lab scene: a sleek black cat sits squarely in a doorway, blocking a researcher holding a clipboard and coffee, with instruments around it (a “Vibe Spectrometer,” “Quantum Smugness Meter,” and a heatmap overlay labeled “Judged/Protected/Haunted”). The cat’s expression is calmly unimpressed; researchers look earnestly baffled. Include a small side panel comparing readings: “Orange cat: chaos,” “Tuxedo: politically complicated.”  "
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