Scientists failing at clay chronology

Scientists failing at clay chronology
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "three disheveled economists in lab coats conducting absurd experiments: one microwaving clay while crying, another trying to balance a clay lump on a sundial, third measuring mud with a ruler labeled 'temporal viscosity'"
  }
}

Used in "Late Summer Clay Rush Leaves Economists Muddy and Bewildered as Profits Soar 900% Between August 17-23"