Instant translation device that only works when you don’t have battery

Instant translation device that only works when you don’t have battery
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo: a tiny keychain-sized gadget labeled “Instant Translator.” Its screen shows a dead-battery icon while someone desperately tries to press the power button. Next to it: a phone also at 1% battery and an unplugged power bank, underscoring the joke that it fails at the worst moment."
  }
}

Used in "Government Mandates One-Language-Per-Sentence Policy to “Boost National Unity Through Total Confusion”"