Eyewitness describes “mint, but with regret”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Humorous illustration of an anonymous witness in three-quarter view, face partially obscured by a hoodie and a turned-away posture, leaning toward a silhouetted figure. Between them, stylized “cleanliness” breath lines drift in pale mint-green with tiny bubble motifs; the witness’s caption bubble reads “It was like mint… but with regret.” Keep it clearly satirical and non-literal, more vibe than evidence."
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