Image prompt

Gollum takes the mic (legally distinct parody)

Illustration of a “cave goblin” roast host inspired by folklore—wiry, pale, large expressive eyes, ragged waistcoat—stepping from behind a velvet curtain and gripping a microphone; expression oscillates between fawning and menacing; include a stagehand in black gently steering him away from a sign that reads “CENTRAL BANK” (arrow), for the joke.