Image prompt

Household “no negativity within three metres of the scalp” enforcement

Photo of a domestic living room scene: Martin stands in the centre with a tape measure extended to a 3-metre radius (or floor marked with a circle). A friend at the edge looks mid-sentence, holding a mug, while Martin raises a finger in warning as if shushing “mortgages/cost of living.” Add a small sign on the wall or door: “NO PESSIMISM NEAR THE SCALP.” Tone: comedic, mildly authoritarian.